what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
"i’ve already talked to god about you"
"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it."
"I don’t like surprises. I like it all out there where I can see it."
"Was I banging my head against the wall… thinking I can get him to stop and notice me? Did I have to change my expectations?"