totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

(Source: princesskimochi, via provehitoinmajora)

batbrobeyond:

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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2wentysixletters:

I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY 

(via alijahtortilla)

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

(via keiraknightleyisavampire)

How did I even make that mistake oh my goodness

Anonymous: ya gotta do six selfies

Does this count as being tagged?

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

(via bal-o-dhia-ort)

My hair is so tangled omg

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